Saturday, May 31, 2014

My Psychic Powers

Apparently I have a plethora of psychic powers that I've just been too lazy to develop my whole life.  Funny world, isn't it? 

I apparently have the power to molest children with my thoughts through a photograph.  It's strange, but apparently all pedophiles have this power.  It's why the government thinks it's so important that pictures of children should never be in the hands of pedophiles.   At first, I thought this was only supposed to work if the kid was being molested in the photo, but apparently it works just fine whether the kid has ever been molested or not, and the effect isn't blocked by clothing.  Pity it only works on pictures of children, but at least it works long after those children have grown up. 

I've also apparently got laser vision.  If I look at someone long enough, I'll bore a hole right in their bodies like Superman.  Only good explanation I have for the fact that folks work so hard to control which direction I point my eyes.  Weirdly, this one apparently has nothing to do with the powers I get from being a pedophile.  Apparently all men have this ability. 


I hear women get mind reading powers.  I think I'd have more use for that in my everyday life than the heat vision. 

I do at least get the power to unconsciously and undetectably mind control women and children.  It's apparently impossible for either group to refuse to do anything I ask of them.  In fact, apparently I don't need to say a word for it to be me controlling their actions. 

So, any suggestions on a costume for my new career as a Superhero? 

5 comments:

  1. *write

    So much for not proofreading. Then again unless it involves you using up little girls i doubt you care.

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    1. YRR has said nothing that gives me the impression they objectify children or wish to use them. YRR seems to have a strong sympathetic identification with children.

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  2. Bitter and angry, you say? Strange that someone who assholes keep accusing of molesting children with my mind would be bitter and angry, isn't it?

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  3. You have been watching and sharing child porn. Yet you pretend to care bout children. Even other pedophiles have to avoid you.

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  4. Indeed. What you're dealing with here is the bizarre result of people confusing their own introjections with reality. Some people have lively inner lives with introjected versions of people and things waging struggles against one another. They often struggle to detach the inner from the outer. This is why they are able to imagine that someone can abuse telepathically via images. Why they are able to imagine that someone can "toxically" poison another person's inner state with words, or that they are being literally genocided by hate speech (or even "microaggressions"). What is really happening in these cases is that the person has an inner image of an abuser which is activated sympathetically with anything triggering particular criteria. Once this happens, the attributes of the inner image are projected onto who or whatever triggers it, along with traits of the internal demonised image.

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